Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
The closest thing I have to a best friend is computer games and my dog
I have come to realize that this would be the point where I’d go to a best friends, cry and have chocolate/ ice cream or some such thing while watching chick flicks… . I think. I’m going off 80s and 90s teen movies here. Well this in mind I have had an epiphany… . this makes dungeon keeper 2 my best friend.
There was stuff said by my boyfriend and I realized the only people I’ve texted this month other than him is my mum and a girl from my high school art and writing classes. I’ve seen 5 people this month 4 of which I live with.
I get depressed, want to talk to someone, realized I only have my dog, and think about how I, unlike most girls, don’t have a best friend.
Then my points out that I never hang out with other people, and he isn’t sure he want to date me anymore.
At least I have my make shift best friends, stuffed animals, books, computer games and my dog